Directed and animated by Christine Stoddard
Narrated by Aaron Gold
Written by Ghia Vitale
Krampus is coming to your town
to hex this holiday tonight
with horns and fur of black and brown;
with hooves, birch rods, and ageless spite.
Krampus is coming for your kids,
for parents in winter shadows.
He chills water to induce skids,
biting through icy wind that blows.
Krampus will hurt those that are bad
with nightmares and a squall beating,
but for adults, he’s more than glad
to blizzard them ‘til they’re bleeding.
Krampus knows what you’ve been up to.
Revenge served cold is always best.
Whatever evil kids may do,
Krampus hits adults the hardest.
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